Coleda

The act of being a sloppy eater, usually involving spilling spicy food all over a collarless shirt or other clothing, but can be expanded to include all food. However, any spills onto tablecloth, floor, etc do not count, and fall into the "Almost" category.

"Will coleda'd himself at lunch today! A whole bowl of Tom Yum this time!"

"You almost coleda'd yourself on that one!"

coleda

The act of spilling food or drink on oneself, typically on a shirt with no collar.

"Hey - Will coleda'd himself at lunch again today. There was sushi all over his shirt!"

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wettie

Slang for a female hard on. A guy gets wood, a girl gets wet.

He is so hot. He totally gives me a wettie.

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Libratio

When you make a drink, you want to get the Libation Ratio (Libratio) correct!

I put too little vodka in the drinks. I almost messed up the libratio!