Alexandra Hills

Known also as: "The hills", "A-town" or just simply "Alex hills"

It is a suburb which lies on the outskirts of Brisbane (QLD, Australia)in which is infected by bogan arseholes, unwanted teenage filth and child gangs.

If it weren't for a hungry Jacks and the Alexandra hills hotel (the pit) in the area then the Area would cease to exist on all current maps.

Wife: "oh fark this place sucks, no one wears shoes here, I can always smell flame Grilled beef, that old lady smells like booze and that 12 year old islander kid has a beard..."

Husband: "That's Alexandra Hills for you dear"

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