Zeon

A group of vigorous and nationalist space nazis who have a bit of trouble not dropping colonies on planets (note Neo Zeon as well.) They fly or walk around in some cyclops tanks, Zakus, or some weird amalgamations of their own creation, like Agguguy. Originally run by some insane family called the Zabis, some bitchface called Haman took over, and then the douchebag that killed the Zabis then took over to drop some more stuff on planets, and then his ghost or something wanted a box.

“Did you see those Zeon guys in action?”

“Yeah, Zakus scare the shit out of me.”

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Bensalem’s Pit

A bunch of weirdos or nerds that play in the BHS Marching Band. You’ll find a lot of people in a group like this, maybe some ginger or a gay guy, or some guy who’s named Ryan. But most likely, you’ll find a bunch of cool dudes that can’t count tempo, but are really comedic. They usually have a yearly joke they do, as this year’s joke was a product called Flex Tape by Phil Swift.

“Did you see Bensalem’s Pit, guys?”

“Yeah, I have no idea what strange things they’re going to do today.”