Edgewood College

The college attended by people who like to say they go to school in Madison, Wisconsin, but were unable to actually get into the real deal. They use phrases like "I'm partyin' in Mad-town," and "I love going to school in Madison," but inside, feel a deep sense of inadequacy.

Edgewoodian: "I love partying in Madison."
Passerby: "You go to school there? Go Bucky!!!!"
Edgewoodian: "No, I go to Edgewood College."
Passerby: "Oh. Well then." {walks away}

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