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A 5.0L V-8 sport sedan that has 400hp and can go 0-60 in under 5 seconds, forcing you to spooge on yourself.
"Hey, Brad just got a new M5!"
"Oh God! I need new underwear!"
209👍 71👎
The only car you will ever need.
"Check out Brad's new M5!"
"Dude, my crotch is all wet!"
334👍 215👎
A person so retarded that he is classified as much more than a tool.
Eric's not just a tool, he's a whole damn toolshed.
155👍 199👎
A spoogemobile so hot that I would rather have sex with it than your mom. It's just that damn good.
"dude, get off my mom and check out that Bugatti!"
"oh shit son! i wanna stick my banana in its tailpipe!"
144👍 82👎