Hort

A type of fart. Harbingers of an impending liquid dump, a hort is a burning hot seemingly acid laced air biscuit that has an aroma so foul it will brown and curl nearby sheets of paper. Usually the result of cheap Chinese buffet dining.

After that meal at HoHo buffet, I ripped a nasty hort that curled the water color paper in the art section.

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horngum

A head butt, ramming someone with your bare head. Derived from the idea that a toothless individual has to gum their food, therefore a hornless individual would have to "gum" someone when head butting them.

Don went charging through the mall like a bull horngumming people at random until security came and removed him.