Lewis Allen

The kinda bloke who tells you he's going to come out on the sesh with the lads, but he only drinks two bottles of J2O and hes ready for bed. However, if he does get drunk he has a battle within himself not to rape anybody, sometimes asking for help. All this bloke wants to do is get his daily's on some video game that he spends 23 hours a day on. Wht he does with the other hour nobody knows.

Guy: *drinking J2O in a pub*

Other guy: "fucksake m8 this isnt a tea party, stop being such a Lewis Allen and get on the sesh"