Smoking The Birth Cigar

High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."

When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?

Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!

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ultrapants

Pants that define epic, without using words. Glorious trousers handed down from the Gods.

Ultrapants make the world go 'round.