Fireworks

the prettiest form of explosives

Basically, a euphemism for explosion

Look at the pretty fireworks.

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Werther's Original

An awesome caramel(most common flavor) candy made by the German candy-maker Storck. Has a distinct taste like no other. Also comes in chocolate, and chewy toffee. If you haven't tried it yet, well, you don't know what you're missing. I like to call them "Werther's". Here is a direct quote from the back of one of the Werther's Original bags:

"A long time ago, in the small European village of Werther, candy-maker Gustav Nebel created his finest candy. He used the best ingredients-real butter, fresh cream, white and brown sugars, a pinch of salt and a lot of time-to create a treasure worthy of being wrapped in gold. Because they turned out especially well, they were named Werther's Original in honor of the little village.
Crafting this smooth, creamy caramel became a family tradition handed down through generations.

Today, people all around the world enjoy the unique taste of Werther's Original."

1: Hey, want a Werther's Original?
2: Sure, thanks.

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Boston Market

Makes the best f**king chicken ever... Magically makes it taste good.. But wait! They make EVEN BETTER mashed potatoes!

Damn this chicken tastes soo good, it must be from Boston Market

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=

A common typo people make in place of pushing the "Backspace" key

r=this was not a real typo

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door

What you lock to prevent people from knowing you're looking up porn

*Door clicks*

"DAAAAYYYUM!"

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Apple Store

the store you go to simply play with their stuff, and not actually buy anything

Person 1: "LOL, wered u take this pic??"
Person 2: "photobooth at the apple store :P"

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