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A very cold and dark federal prison, especially designed for the dim 1/6 terrorists who attempted -- and failed -- a coup on the United States of America, all in the name of their orange neon god.
"Traitors! All aboard the prison bus to Dimfuckistan for your cot and three hots -- food loaf every day, every meal! Wowza, Wowza!"
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January 6, 2021, a day of infamy during which an army of dumb fucks attempted and failed a coup of the United States.
"On 1/6, the adherents of an orange neon god stormed the U.S. Capitol Building, trashed it, and sent the Senate and House of Representatives fleeing to safety; five people died, one of them a police officer."
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"Dim-witted Trump supporters continue to worship their orange neon god, a reality TV carnival barker who nearly brought the U.S. to its knees."
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The act of a male politician waving his tiny dick around in order to grab the attention of his orange neon god.
By filing the failed lawsuit against Vice-president Pence, Senator Josh Hawley was shaking his feathers and peacocking for the lame duck loser president.
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As the woman tossed around the furniture and wolfed down a pizza, she screamed at her husband, "I'm so damned hingry!"
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Kinetic energy created through sheer no-holds-barred anger.
As the project manager threw the plans for the new car model into the air and stomped on them, she realized that she had just created a successful product through synergry, especially after her boss decided to build the prototype.
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A popular emoticon option developed by Facebook for its users, who are then encouraged to personalize their personal emoticons as a type of selfie; users often use their emoticons in place of generic emojis in their Facebook posts. Plural: emoijis.
I love my new Facebook emoiji; it makes me look 25 pounds thinner, 30 years younger, and drop-dead gorgeous -- although in a cartoonish sort of way. :)
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