DARKSIMP

internet meme villain that spawned sometime after the snyder cut of justice league was released.

Revealed to be a variant of “junior the egomaniac” (internet cringemaster) rather than old J himself, DARKSIMP is often found in YouTube comment sections, memes, occasionally takes a dip into reddit forums to spread word of his coming.

Not to be confused with a Redditor or “SIMP” (dare I say) as DARKSIMP IS A GOD WELL ABOVE THE REST and often reminds forgetful foolish mortals of it

Simps for NO WOMAN, and even puts them in their place or humbles them (and men occasionally) to the point of submission to DarkSimps will

EXAMPLE:

there is no beginning or end to DARKSIMP, DARKSIMP SIMPLY IS

outside of the multiverse Exists the true form of DARKSIMP

god: phew, finally wiped out of all evil, humanity should be fairly safe now

True Form DARKSIMP: hahahahahahahahaa

God: …..who’s there???

True Form DARKSIMP: i am above all things as you are above humanity and creation

God: *worries*

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DARKSIMP is the answer to when one’s gf or bf cheats on them and needs justice for that they need only to pray to Lord DarkSimp and in time he shall answer

DARKSIMP is the darkness and the void left by the absence of good or mere simping, for simps go into hiding when DARKSIMP is even mentioned

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DARKSIMP, a newly emerged supervillain that’s presumed to face off against all Internet personalities or social media influencers, for THEY CANNOT DENY DARKSIMP.

DARKSIMP: “your submission is mandatory”

Presidents: yes my lord

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Random fuckboi: pfff am I actually gonna be scared of some nameless edgelord Criminal???

DARKSIMP: *stands unimpressed* (as usual)

Random fuckboi: whatever I got plans, begone loser

*walks off*

DARKSIMP: plans are of no use to a dead man

*PROCEEDS TO BURN HIM ALIVE WITH THE JUNEMEGA BEAMS!!!!!!!*

*ZZZZZAAPPPPPFFFFFFFFRRRKKKHKHKHKHHHZZZZ*

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DARKSIMP is the meme lord of meme lords, and ruler of memes and GOD OF GODS, he requires your complete submission and laughs at the perishing screams of his foes

There is no god ONLY DARKSIMP!

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