iPhony

an "interim" phone that will get you by until your can afford an iPhone, or the until the iPhone is available in your region.

"Steve, that old iPhony is a piece of junk! It doesn't even have a camera, why don't you upgrade man?"

"I know... I am just using this 'til I can afford an iPhone"

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Smeaglin

When your friend is being a degenerate and a bitch. It is also important that he is a goblin.

Jimmy: Wow you really are annoying as fuck
Owen: No i'm just better than you
Jimmy: Stop being a smeaglin