showissing

A clever combination of showering and pissing. It is very widely known and used among males, usually the type of guys that want to save time.(p.s. not to be confused with showhistling)

dude 1:"hey man when are you finishing?"
dude 2:"sorry bro this might take a while, right now i'm showering, and then i gotta piss as well!"
dude 1:"since you are already showering, why are you not showissing?"

Limetree

1) A tree that grows limes.
2) A liqueur cupboard or any cupboard which holds mainly alcoholic beverages.
3) A symbol for the root of an emotion (See Jack Johnson "Home")

1) My limetree is blooming!!
2) My Fridge is practically a limetree.
3) "Well, I can't believe that my lime tree is dead
I thought it was sleeping, I guess it got fed up with not being fed..."

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Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?