love

False emotion used to extract loyalty from people you actually don't respect.

Sorry, i only ruined your life because i love you

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mellonball

1.The homosexual act of releasing semen in another man's ashole and retrieving it with a spoon
2.One who mellonballs

The Cookie Monster says 'I lkie to mellonball that horny bitch Oscar!'

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shrinkwrap

1) Material that resembels a saran wrap, bubble wrap hybrid. It is often used to tightly wrap small materials.
2) Slang term referring to small condomns.

1) Did you wrap the olives with shrinkwrap like I told you to?
2) At the annual chodefest of 2002, it was shrinkwrap for everyone!!!!!!

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wet welcoming

A warm welcoming that comes from between Liz's legs.

Liz gave me a wet welcoming ;)