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loud exultation used when the outcome was in doubt and just turned your way, frequently used by (but not restricted to)sports fans, athletes, and announcers.
When used by victorious competitors it's meaning becomes "I own your ass!"
Tiger Woods anxiously watching an extremely long put heading towards the cup.
*kerplunk*
Tiger: YES!!
18π 10π
a guy who's in such a shitty situation that you feel sorry for him, even if you hate his fucking guts.
Man#1: Saw you ex-wife down at the mall today.
Man#2: Really?
Man#1: Yeah, she was bitching out her new boyfriend.
Man#2: Better him than me. Poor bastard.
169π 20π
any woman who picks her boyfriends based on how much money they have, or make; in other words a money grubbing slut.
Dude 1: Heard you asked Trina out last week.
Dude2: Yeah, asked me if I owned my own home. I said "No", she said "wrong answer", and that I was "too poor".
Dude1: Whoa! That's harsh.
Dude2: Yeah, that bitch is a total mercenary. Thinks her pussy's made of gold.
44π 56π
Past tense of when you or someone else has been ditched, dumped, or otherwise "kicked to the curb".
Dude 1: Sheila dumped me last Saturday.
Dude 2: That's harsh man.
Dude 1: No shit. I got curbed and she didn't even give me a reason.
48π 24π
A clitoral hood piercing that enhances female pleasure during sexual activity. Guys, this is the straight shit here, if your woman wants one, say yes. You won't be disappointed, and more importantly, neither will she.
Girl 1: I got a hoody today, and my boyfriend wants to see it.
Girl 2: Nice, mind if I borrow it sometime?
Girl 1: Not that kind of hoody
Girl 2: Not that kind of...ohh, THAT kind of hoody?
Girl 1: <smiles>
46π 47π
someone so utterly stupid that you're amazed that they even know how to breathe.
You voted for Bush? What the fuck kind of moronasaurus are you?
24π 6π
beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally
also known as "kick the shit out of"
Look at me like that again and I'll go medieval all over your ass.
23π 13π