Blue goo beateroo

When you want to make a sock poopet, but can't shit, do you dig some shit out of a porta poty and put it into a sock, then masterbate with said sock

I'm stuck in the field and need a sock poopet, but I'm constipated, guess I'll grab the old blue goo beateroo.

sock poopet

When you take a shit into a sock, then masterbate with said sock.

Couldn't find my pocket pussy, so I made a sock poopet.