Railsplitter

A roadie specializing in arranging lines of nose candy on the tour bus. When the band is finished with their show, they have little slices of heaven waiting for them.

Groupie: Can you get me on the bus?
Railsplitter: No, but I can get you high as heeeelllllllll.

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volcanhole

a burning, erupting butthole, usually the result of diarrheal influence of the lower intestine

-Oh, gotta go, my volcanhole's actin' up again.
-Again, you just got off the throne!
-(spray) oh god, volcanus eruptus prematureus

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whorilla

A lady of the night with a burly physical appearance, usually covered in hair. Just a hideous specimen.

-I've got dick drippins again.
-Whorin' it up last night?
-Dude, I balled a whorilla.
-Good God man, you're beyond help.

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diarretard

Someone who has shit their brains out.

-Is Justin still on the bowl?
-Yeah, and he's unresponsive.
-Maybe he's finally gone full diarretard.

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