Eruptus

A variation of a boner.

Boy: Damn, you're giving me an eruptus!

Girl: Oh my god! That's gross, keep that shit to your self!

Boy: What? It's not a boner! It's different... It's cooler...

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bonus eruptus

A rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the mouth and leave the body.

"The only cure for bonus eruptus is transdental electromicide!"

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Eruptus Vesuvanus

When a man ejaculates a spectacular load in a woman’s ass, and she farts the whole cum load out, resembling a volcano.

Damn her ass caused an Eruptus Vesuvanus after I came in it. There was jizz all over the room and on the ceiling.