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flex tape

flex tape, all hail the great flex tape, we preach to flex tape, flex tape is worshipped by all of mankind, it can fix anything, even your hopeless love life

yo, me and carli, we were having trouble with our marriage but we just go fukkin flex tape bro and we're happy bruh

got a giant black hole in the middle of the sun? fix it with flex tape ( but like wear fucking sunscreen for fuck sake my god)

by BumPears1000 October 8, 2018

15👍 6👎


beep boop

beep boop is a word that can be used in any context and/or form

we were holding hands and I didn't know what to say, so I just said "beep boop"

this conversation is so fucking awkward haha beep boop :/

by BumPears1000 October 8, 2018

102👍 37👎


Molly

Molly, she can be a good friend but shes also that one friend that gets incredible high at coachella and climbs on a strangers back and waves her arms around to let everyone know shes high ( shes also really really white if that sums it up ) and she also uses abbreviations like "lol" but says each letter like a fucking lunatic

Hi, I'm Molly I'm 16 and I'm high as the fucking um what am I talking about "el oh el" ( LOL )
hahahaha "ECKS DEE"( xD)

by BumPears1000 October 8, 2018