neck like a jockeys bollacks

" having a hard neck" meaning you will ask for anything, cheeky

John : well Jack, I'm awful upset my car broke down
Jack: sorry to hear that, I have a spare car in the shed

John: can i have it !
Jack: Jesus you have a " neck like a jockeys bollacks"

Tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm

Meaning that someone is tight with money and is just a down right fuckhead, they generally have a lot of money too. Pricks

"Wife" we need bread, we're out of it
"Tight cunt" how much is it?
"Wife" €5
"Tight cunt" no we will survive without it
"Wife" Jesus your tighter than a camels hole in a sandstorm ya prick