eat my poo

A threat that challenges an individual to eat one's excrement. It originates from the fact that poo is disgusting (unless served with a side salad in a pita bread) and therefore eating it would be disgusting. This means that the challenge will most probably be failed, therefore making the non-poo eater a failure.

"Yo smelly smell smell head, eat my poo"

Person 1: I am going to eat your nan
Person 2: Yeah right, eat my poo!
Person 1: No
Person 2: Haha, you did not rise to my challenge henceforth making you a failure and a smaller man than I. Hell I bet your penis doesn't even reach the end of your scrotty bag

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lesbatron

A lady who likes a bit of minge in the morning and isn't afraid to show it. Often referred to as a lesbian, this ladygarden lover don't stop for no man, and will most probably die if her weekly quota of cheesey lady flesh isn't reached.

"Dude, that chick eats lesbatronic proportions of vagina"

"She was a lesbatron, but she died from a vaginal discharge overdose"

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