Miley Cyrus

That one Disney star - you know, the one with her own show named after a overused girl name and the underused state name? Yeah, well it seems she's moved on from being the role model of countless six year-old girls to being the role model of countless teens and pre-teens who really want to loose their virginity and develop some kind of exotic infection... You know, the usual celebrity stuff.

"Did you hear about Miley Cyrus's new album?"

"Yeah, I heard she rode a cast iron ball like there was no tomorrow!"

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