Shrödingers opinion

A shrödingers opinion is an opinion that may or may not be ironic or not serious. The true meaning of a shrödingers opinion is unknown until you confront the person who uttered it.

Individuals who use shrödingers opinions are usually socially handicapped and cannot read the room therefore having to rely on the safety net that is a shrödingers opinion to avoid any disagreement at all costs.

Joe: “Man, I love this song”
Bob: “what? I don’t like it at all”
Joe: “bro, don’t you understand irony?
Bob: “you all ways fucking do this”

Joe has a Shrödingers opinion.
Bob finds this out the hard way.