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When you slam your giggle stick so much, it causes problems, and you need a new style of fishing rod. Enter, the Wristsetter.
Did you know Dave beat his dick like it owed him money so much, he had to buy a Wristsetter for ice fishing?
When a guy acts a fool around a girl he really, really likes.
Did you see Dan? He's really cool, but when she comes around, he acts like a He-tard!
Crack rocks you can buy at the trailer park.
You see Jimmy heading over to Crazy Eyed Donnies place? He must be picking up some Trailer Park Diamonds with all the twitchin.