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NATO

1.) The North Atlantic Terrorist Organization
2.) The United States of America & its satellite states in Europe

An international terror operation that loves to attack countries at random for little to no reason (aside from oil), lies all the time about other countries ("Iraq has WMDs" and "Russia hacked the election") in an attempt to create casus belli, sanctions everyone they dislike. Gets involved in pretty much any war on the planet.

Talks a big talk about "International law" but doesn't actually give a tenth of a flying rat's ass about it. Cares more about war and spreading lgbtskjcbajsvcasgh674&*$78 than improving their economies/lives of their citizens.

John: NATO is bombing yet another Middle-East country for the 54772864296472458273547834th time. They're saying that the country built a Death Star or something.
Matthew: Of course they are. It's just what they do.
NATO Bot: Beep Boop, Unapproved conversation content detected, initiating pro-NATO propaganda protocol: "NATO is the best organization in the world because we are committed to preserving human rights of all the people on the Earth by bombing the absolute shit out of anyone who dares to disagree with us. Please accept us as your lord and savior."

by Bungatron9999 March 20, 2024