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When an individual buys a donut. Itâs part of it, then throws the rest on the ground. Then a random individual comes up and picks it up and finishes eating it (not within the 5 second rule for timing)
Rupert, a well-known powdered donut addict. Just finished eating half of her donut when she decided she was full. Being the good Samaritan that she is, she threw it on the ground. Fast forward two hours later a homeless person sees the donut remains, picks them up and eats them, filling a sense of satisfaction upon having themselves a busted donut
A railroad enthusiast that stands on bridges and films/takes pictures of modern everyday trains. Their obsession includes thousands of hours of footage of trains that no one knows what they use it for. If trains were people, rail-boners would be classified as stalkers.
Did you see that guy standing on the bridge with a Norfolk shirt and hat on filming that coal car with a tripod? Yeah, heâs a Rail-boner. He gets so hard for the choo choo !
The director of a historical museum who is unqualified for the position and favors the personality of Emperor Palpatine. Known to make empty promises while backstabbing the volunteers eventually order 66âing them by forcing them to resign to new museums
âThe Supreme Director told me Iâm his best curatorâ-Employee
âFunny you should say that he said you are worthlessâ -Employee #2
âThe supreme director just hogged all the credit for the work we did with the exhibits. He didnât even help with any of it and showed up late drinking a coffee!â
Any supervisor that takes unsanctioned pictures of a coworker, secretly hiding behind walls and cubicles. The supervisor then disappears like a ghost.
I stopped by the yard the other day and the Director showed me pictures on his phone of a female employee. He was so proud of himself. Heâs is a ghostly boss creeper!
The Director snapped a quick pic of his coworker, then disappeared like a ghostly boss Creeper to the bathroom to take care of himself