queef

It's when your pussy farts.

Girl: What the fuck?! My pussy farted!
Friend: Haha!! You did what is called "queef"

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Orgasm

Best. Feeling. Ever.

OOOO OOOO HARDER! HARDER! FUCK ME HARDER! OOOH YEAH! (screams) THAT FEELS SO GOOD! AHHH! I'M ON FIRE!!! AHH! DO EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE DOING! AAAHHH! GOOD! (Relaxes and calms down). Can you give me another orgasm?

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urban dictionary

The coolest dictionary website i've ever used. :D

Person 1: Where can i find definitions that are funny?
Person 2: urban dictionary, check it out.

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Incest

To do sexual activities with a member of your family. (Brother, sister, dad, mom, aunt, uncle, etc)

Person 1: Is incest illegal?
Person 2: Yes, incest is illegal.

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Divorce

One of the worst things parents can do to devastate their child.

Divorce sucks ugh!

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Blackberry

The crappy version of an Iphone.

Bob: Yes, can I have a Blackberry.
Employee: Ok that'll be $200.
Bob: Here you go.

1 week later.....

Bob: Holy shit!! What a fucking waste of $200!!!! I knew I should've bought an Iphone!!!!! *Throws the phone into the pool* Ugh!!

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