kindygarden

The word people probably mean to say is Kindergarten, but aparently never went themselves.

My little Joey is so smart, I've been teaching him myself, you know. Next week I'm going to enroll my little genius in kindygarden. Isn't that special??? He's a big boy now and all set to go to kindygarden. Awwwww, weeeeee, ahhhhhh, ohhhhhh. Little Joey in kindygarden.......

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sneaky weasel

A person or creature who engages in the art of deception.

Joe: Yo, Todd. . . that guy stole my foot powder. And now my feet are stinkin!

Todd: Aw, shit man. Yeah, that Ray is a sneaky weasel. Can I rub yo feet anyway? Mmmm... let me lick that shit. Oh yeah, mmmmmmm, I wanna rub them stinky feet on my face all night long.

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Reef

An urban mispronunciation of the word "wreath". Perhaps an incorrect spelling as well.

I want a Christmas REEF on my door for my Birfday. Then I want to listen to Arefa Franklin after I brush my Teef.

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