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Wreath

A Holiday Term For Marijuana-Pot, The Word Spoken Aloud Sounds Like A Shortened form of Marijuana's Nickname, Reefer.

Santas Got A Sleigh Full Of Wreath Wrapped Tighter Than Mrs Clauses pussy

by collagreen December 25, 2013

32πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


wreath

A Wreath \ˈrΔ“th\ is a large grass bagel that is hung without purpose or reason on the front of your shitty door in an attempt to mask your sad and pathetic marriage. It was created, in most circumstances, by an unwarranted child brought into the world by promiscuous rebellion sex inspired by your fiery hatred toward your strict and religious parents. Thus you live the rest of your existence and secret contempt, fighting the urge to murder your loved ones and become a stripper by hanging useless trinkets on the front of your door with a smile.

Kari: "Oh Susan that's a beautiful ring of of weeds and sticks! and what gave you the idea to nail such a delightful a clump of shit to your door?"

Susan: "Well thank you Kari! It's actually a wreath I saw in a target catalog! oh and the need to distract my self from my inevitable suicide."

by 6figganigga December 9, 2013

8πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


wreath

Hair sprouting in a ring-like fashion around the asshole.

Sometimes, people hang a wreath on the back door!
Seeing her wreath made me want to bray.

by Mo' Benjamin February 1, 2008

6πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


wreathed

puttin a wreath on the front of someone's car so they don't know it is there

"Do you know who wreathed the Johnson's van?"

by anonymous1111112 December 8, 2009

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


family wreath

People that are inbred are said to have a Family Wreath, as there are no branches, only a circle of family.

Bubba went to the library to get a copy of his Family Wreath for his Dad/Uncle/Brother Travis.

by vegasrew April 9, 2007

101πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Rim wreath

The ring of hair that surrounds the butt hole resembling a wreath.

Bryan mooned me and I saw his nasty rim wreath !

by Syarrow March 17, 2014


face wreath

A face wreath is the name given to the look worn by men in which a thick chin-strap beard meets longer hair and bangs, forming a circular outline of hair around the face. Usually seen on a douchebag or a hippie. Generally, not a good look.

"Dude, that guy is eating cheez whiz out of the can."

"And he has a face wreath."
"Ew."

by rainbowrobot28 April 14, 2010