drink and dial

Calling up and possibly saying messed up things to a romantic or sexual interest while under the influence of alcohol.

The phonecall could be directed at an ex, or at someone you find unattractive when sober.

Origin: Unknown, but probably entered the mainstream from the film 'Sideways'.

Lionel: "Hey, baby, I think you're so fine. I don't care if you live 89 miles away, drive down here so I can make sweet love to you."

Ugly-chick or Ex-Girlfriend: "Ooh, it's about time you called me, big-boy. Wait... Are you drunk? Oh, I don't care. I'll be down in 15 minutes."

Todd (Lionel's friend): "What the hell are you calling HER for? She's the ex you dumped because she only shaved her legs in the spots where she had holes in her jeans! Did you drink and dial?"

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Quack

Adjective

A descriptive word for something that is not good.

Synonyms could be: Lame, boring, stupid.

Particularly refers to scenarios.

This word may derive from jail or prison slang.

The word probably derives from the onomotopeia of 'quack'.

Utilizing the actual word:

You are at a party with a bunch of ugly-ass chicks and they're serving cheap beer. You also had to pay to get in. And some drunk idiot keeps switching songs on the player right in the middle of them.

"Hey man, let's get the fuck outa' here. This place is quack!"

-OR-

Utilizing the actual sound:

You are at the above party, and the ugly chicks are talking to you and your friend but you don't want to offend them (you might drink and dial later). So, you look at your friend, and instead of doing that slight raising the eyebrows nod-thing, you just make the sound "quack", or "eerack, erack" using a twisted-lip, things-are-lame look while possibly rolling your eyes.

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