Scanlan

A horny gnome bard who wants to bed everyone in the realm. Come on, he's not ashamed of it!

You got Scanlan'd
(You got Scanlan'd)
By lightning, you got struck by the baddest motherfucker
You got Scanlan'd
(You got Scanlan'd

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Scanlan

your lord and savior, Scanlan Shorthalt, he is here to bed you, your mother, your father, your brother(s) and sister(s), etc.

hey, did you go to the scanlan concert last week?
No, my mom locked me in my room to stop me from going.
Yeah, we all got hella drunk and got each other laid.
Now i see why she didn’t want me to go.
dude, your mom was there.

Nikki Minaj Slays

A hellish and cringey group of theatre kids that infect everyone around them with their cringeyness. Two of them don’t event want to be a part of it.

Them:Hello! Would you like to join our cul-I mean “organization,” Nikki Minaj Slays?
Nappa: Vegeta! What’s their cringe level?!
Vegeta: IT’S OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!