Drug mule

A deadbeat who offers to carry people and their stuff in exchange for drugs

Fuck an uber. I'm just gonna give my drug mule Ben a line and have him take me home.

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Breckfast

Waking up to your ass being eaten; a surprise morning rim job

I was shocked to wake up to breckfast in bed but I wasn't disappointed

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