snuffy cheese

The product of when a guy leaves his Diller(syphilis) untreated for thirty years, frequently oozes a greenish puss from underneath the toque skin.

That Cobalt Mans had the Diller for so long the Snuffy Cheese could pass for guacamole. Never to be laid again he’s forever shackled to his Wanksock

vunzk

The name Vunzk had its origins in the Alberta Tar Sands. It was originally given to the guy that ran the water on early hydraulic fracturing operations. The original “Vunzk” had a fondness for 10% IPA Ale! He was an innovator at concealing the suds on dry job sites. Also had a strange attraction for Edith Bunker

Fracker Vunzk will always be remembered as the pioneer of contraband concealment in the Oil Sands Industry.