dwayne wade

Taking a dump during another country's national anthem.

Is that The Star-Spangled Banner? I'll be back in a minute, I need to take a dwayne wade.

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Chiller

The Chiller is a derivation of the shocker, but preformed after fingers have been chilled in ice water or any alcoholic beverage containing ice.

"She knew the shocker was comming, what she didn't know was that my rye on the rocks wasn't just for drinking..."

"last thing she heard before she passed out from shock was 'CHILLER!'".

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