boo-urns

Obscure reference to the Simpsons: Monty Burns has just made a speech, and was getting booed out. When he asks his kiss-ass assistant if they're booing him, he replies "No, sir...they're saying boo-urns." He then asks the crowd, and they continue to boo him, save for Hans Moleman, who says "Well, I was saying boo-urns."

An exclamation, used in disappointment or excitement

"I lost the tickets to the concert."
"Ah, boo-urns."

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Suave syndrome

Possessing lower than average sized male genitalia.

That guy has the Suave syndrome going on, He asked me how he was doing and I said 3 nots, Your not big,your not in, and your not going to cum.

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suck in

Allowing air to be sucked into one's anus and blown out as a fart.

"Dan the Farter" on the Howard Stern show can do suck-in's all day.

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mint mobile

The preferred mobile provider of child pornographers nationwide.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky and Jared Fogle both used Mint Mobile to send kiddie porn?

Tall Boy

A 16 oz. beverage. Most likey a beer.

"Dude let's go get some Tall Boy's"

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wooler blunt

a blunt mixed with bud and crack cocaine

roll the wooler blunt need to get high

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shank

th process of partaking in a 'wank' whilst sat on the toilet, having a shit.

I can't wait to have a shank when I get home from work

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