Fashionable Genital Garment

When one wears one's olsentwins as a tasteful and eyecatching headpiece.

Seb: Ugh, it's raining again.
James: shit, forgot my umbrella.
Seb: Yeah me too. You bring your olsentwins?
James: Never leave pure without em.

James depants and stretches his olsentwins over his head*
Seb: Wow. Quite the fashionable genital garment you have there.
James: Thanks. It was my mothers.

Kacper

The most handsome man in the universe.
Booty of a god and a smile that will light up your heart.
If you are lucky to date him, never let him go he’s a keeper.
He might be a shortie but is very precious and has the soul of someone who’s 6ft tall. Never underestimate this mans strength, he is one hell of an exhilarating individual. A bit of an asshole.

Girl 1: Have you met that guy before he’s hot!
Girl 2: yes he’s such a Kacper.

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Burrito

The usual meaning of burrito is the same with most Mexican foods. In all terms it means an intense (often unpleasant) emotion

Awh, I'm a burrito of sadness

I am a Taco of doom.

I am an enchilada of excitement

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Olsentwins

To refer to your testicles when they are pasty white, cute, and full of useless seamen.

Me: how's it going James?
James: oh not bad. It happened again though.
Me: You slam the cabinet door on the Olsentwins again?
James:...yeah... only Ashley survived
Me: She was more my type anyways.