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Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.
Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!
When your dick smells like hot sauce after fucking a burrito
My eyes are wattering, do you have burritowang?
Stephanie went to go ask Davis if he wants her to blow his whore whistle.
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When you accidentally use A535, instead of anal lube, and fart evergreen trees for a week.
Are we in a forest, or is that mintass?