mini couch fucker

Not unlike a couch fucker; however, the individual prefers intercourse with smaller couches.

Hey mini couch fucker! Try this one on for size!

Whore whistle

A man's penis.

Stephanie went to go ask Davis if he wants her to blow his whore whistle.

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Mintass

When you accidentally use A535, instead of anal lube, and fart evergreen trees for a week.

Are we in a forest, or is that mintass?

burritowang

When your dick smells like hot sauce after fucking a burrito

My eyes are wattering, do you have burritowang?