Visually assaulting

A term often used when somebody's actions or appearance brings suffering to others. Plumbers crack, hippies, and fat people jiggling while they laugh can all be considered visually assaulting.

Guy 1: How was the blind date?

Guy 2: She was visually assaulting. Her gut spilled over her jeans.

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Suicide wingman

Another term for "jumping on the grenade" or "taking one for the team".

To be the suicide wingman is to go for the token ugly girl in a group of girls, so that your friends can move in on the more attractive ones.

May strip you of your dignity.

Sorry Joe, I was the Suicide wingman last time. Its your turn.

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