smidget

A smidget is a way to quantify a small amount of anything. It smaller than a smidge.

Person A: Hey I would love a fry from your plate
Person B: sure how many you want?
Person A: Just a smidget

Jatched

Being “Jatched” means going against the rules in order to get the most fucked up off one, more or various stubstances including alcohol, weed, mushrooms and LSD. Typically one member of the friend group is the most likely to get jatched but anyone can if they try hard enough.

Yo dude I got so jatched last night I don’t even remember leaving Joseph Felines.