Frozen Banana

When you are out in the snow and you get snow in your pants, covering your dick.

Oh dude, I so have a frozen banana right now.

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soggy cabbage

When you take a cabbage, and piss on it, and make your friend eat it.

Oh dude, I made him a soggy cabbage!
Ewww!

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Stretched Pajamas

When you get a boner and Diarrhea at the same time, so much so that it fills up your "pajamas".

"Holy crap dude, last night I had Stretched Pajamas"

"Dude that's disgusting!"