Collymore

Collymore - To hit a someone but with an open hand. Derived from the dogging loving, Twitter hating ex footballer Stan Collymore & his admission of hitting his ex-missus Ulrika Jonsson (all be it with an open hand).

"My wife burnt my fishfingers the other night so I had to bloody Collymore her right in the face!"

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The Tower of Cumdon

The Tower of Cumdon - An impenetrable fortress of solitude in which one spends their days masturbating. Resulting in many concrete socks.

"Did you get much uni work done over the weekend mate?"

"Nah I just locked myself away in The Tower of Cumdon & used up all my data allowance on Tinder"