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A very sexy man sometimes reffered to as a pimp, he is sarcastic but is still loved by all hot women. He is a somewhat demented person but no one minds because his face is so sexy
E came home with a sexy ass milf because he was a Kralovec.
When a man pitty fucks a hog/pig after being rejected by his whore for sweet lovin.
Michael Phelps performed the warthog on his pet pig Carlton after his girlfriend Jack Black rejected him
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2 lesbian chicks doing a titty fuck with one wearing a strap-on. inserting it into the cunt
Jessica Alba and Angelina Jolie both go to a motel 6 and decide to perform a heaven and hell
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When a man ejaculates so fast that his semen hits the women with such force that it leaves a bruise.
Georges girlfriend has a million bruises from his silver bullets.
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When a man ices his cock until it turns bright red and then performs oral sex on up to 3 lovers. Man or Woman
Bob brought home his girlfriend Brittany and told her they should go all the way. But not 3rd base. Chinese firetruck
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A person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. He is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.
Cheney punched Bush out because Bush was being a Morter.