Ceramic Bust

(noun) ser-ramic-bust

Is the best way to display that one is filthy rich and/or a flithy rich asshole. It shows that one is conceited, selfish, pompous, and an asshole. It adds sophistication and joy to any room or setting. Having a Ceramic bust implies that one MAY be rich, but not necessarily.

When I walked into the construction company I immedialtely felt I was in the midst of illiterates, but I changed my mind when I saw the Ceramic Bust of Archimedes.