Juan

A kid who will lie to you about his age in order to make out with you. He will risk your freedom. He does not give a fuck. Like Snoop Dog, all he does is smoke week, all day, everyday and talk to hoes on IG. He’ll usually respond to every conversation with “daaaaaaamn”

Girl 1: “He was 25, he showed me an ID”

Girl 2: “Bitch, you were drunk. Juan is my brother’s friend. He’s 17.”

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Yamile

A girl who wakes up having caterpillar dragon’s breath. She usually works at a sec shop and will try to sell you dildos of all shapes and sizes. If you take her out, she will most likely end up with spicy butthole disease.

“Let’s go buy a dildo from Yamile”

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