Hot Messbian

An attractive lesbian woman who just can’t seem to get it together.

Usually a total disaster, super disorganized and runs through women like she goes through underwear.

I think she’s so hot but I don’t think I’d ask her out.

Me: don’t. She’s a total hot messbian.

cubby hoe

Usually a non-binary, “baby dyke” or awkward femme woman who regularly attends the legendary lesbian bar Cubby Hole located in the East Village of NYC. Usually very friendly, quirky and knows everyone who also attends regularly. If you end up in a relationship with a Cubby hoe, she is usually very faithful and will introduce you to all her Cubby hoe friends. This kind of girl is very quick to U-haul and fall in love with new girl who comes in to come Cubbyhole for the first time or not so often. Generally she stays there all day or goes only for happy hour. Very willing to stand on line for long periods of time during the busier weekend. You know at least one Cubby hoe if you live around or in NYC.

Friend: “That’s the girl I saw last night at Stonewall.”
Me: “Really? I heard she was a Cubby hoe.”

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