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The feeling one gets shortly after New Years when they realize that they have made horrible horrible life decisions in the last year. This feeling generally results in the person making swift or rash, yet posthumous New Year's Resolutions.
Person A: 'How was the party on Thursday'
Person B: 'It was good I think... Still hung over though'
Person A: 'Wow, you must have been Shit Bombed'
Person B: 'Yeah, I've had a New Year's Revelation. I need to quit drinking!'
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Decisions a person makes(big or small) that are just categorically stupid.
Roommate A: 'Sorry roomy, I got a little drunk last light and spend the rent money on strippers.'
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Person B: 'Guys I'm gonna come clean here, I voted for Bush'
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Friend C: 'It's bad enough that you bought a Hyundai Lacey, but you just had to get one in big bird yellow. Those were some horrible life decisions, gotta tell ya.'
Someone with a rockstar like derogatory disposition towards others, who does not posses the fame, position or other qualities to warrant such a definition, and is generally a douche.
"Bill do you see that pretty boy over there trying to pick-up Kate?"
"Yeah that guy thinks he's so cool, what a fucking cockstar"
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"Hey Jim do you remember last night, you were shit bombed. You were hitting on every girl in the place, and telling stories out your ass."
"Yeah I guess I was being a bit of a cockstar."
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Easily described as the feelings of relief and consolation that you feel when you find out that all your friends gave up their New Year's Resolution(s) too.
Person 1: 'Aren't you supposed to be at the gym?'
Person 2: 'Hey well Frank went out to the bar yesterday!'
Person 1: 'Oh, thank god, it's New Year's Absolution.'
Person 1: Sighs and light's a cigarette.
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