Manly Mannington

A true man; body hair, muscles on their muscles. They’re just so tough that they smell of manliness. They own 10-in-one, shampoo, conditioner, body wash, deodorant, hair gel, cologne, toothpaste, mouthwash, laundry detergent, axe body spray, gorilla snot products…now that’s Manly Mannington.

Guy: “I’m plenty manly”
Girl: “Well no offense, but it’s just that…you’re not exactly…💪Manly Mannington💪”