Roadman

A person, mostly found in london, that is probably in a gang that smokes weed. There are 3 levels of roadmen:
Level 1 Roadman (Trainee Roadman): Trainee roadmen will always have authentic/genuine clothes. Trainee roadmen are usually no older than 15, though sometimes there will be older Trainee roadmen.
They commonly wear grey tracksuits and Air maxes. They also have to always wear a pouch with them.

Level 2 Roadman (Part-time Roadman): These Roadmen aren't full time roadmen, as the name suggests, they usually have a job. The Part-time roadmen also have BBM installed on their mobile devices. They weara mix between real and fake clothes, but they wear a Puffer jacket in the winter, and a tracksuit in the summner. They also come up to you at any given moment and ask you for a Rizla.

Level 3 Roadman (Certified Roadman): If a roadman is at level 3, then there is no going back, they will be a roadman forever. A certified roadman will always wear his Puffer jacket, even if he is in the Sahara desert, or having a surgery, he will always have his Puffer jacket on. Same with the pouch. never going off, and he has every drug that human kind could ever imagine (Weed, Meth, Xanax, etc.), and he will always try to sell you the drugs, even if you're like 8. And the clothes he wears, they have to be fake, or else he isn't a Certified Roadman. They also have to smoke 20 weeds minimum a day.

So now you know you know what roadman is, and all of a roadman's levels.

Guy 1:Damn! That dude sure smokes a lot of weed!
Guy 2:Yeah, he's a roadman.
Roadman: Oi blud lemme try on those creps, or else am gonna shank ya!

Joe

I'm not sure, gonna go ask my friend.

A: Hey lad, who's Joe?
B: Joe mama!
A: God fucking damnit

Bullshit

A word, commonly used by someone when they hear a person say dumb stuff

Damn dude, that boy said some dumb bullshit, if I do say so myself

Communism

The Best thing to ever exist. It only applies to Countries and/or rebels in Countries. When a Country is Communist, it has everything equal in it.

Communism Is the Best thing to ever exist! Without It The earth would fall apart!

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