Shaka-Smart

The intelligence used when making something insignificant matter to so many people in such a way that everyone admires you for doing so.

In reference to the VCU basketball coach Shaka-Smart.

Person 1: How did you manage to make that man pick up his trash while everyone around you watched and admired you?

Person 2: I guess I'm just Shaka-Smart

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Ask Madden

Having to ask permission of your girlfriend's very old father to marry her.
Whether he likes you or not this will be a laborious, time-consuming and generally annoying process.

Rod: I think she's the one.

Todd: Don't you have to ask Madden first?

Rod; Oh man you're right, that'll take forever, I better get on that.

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