Butter Trumpet

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I cranked my butter trumpet ‘til it spewed Land-O-Lakes all over the photo of my friend Mark’s sister that I stole from his mom’s house.

Rocket dog receiver

The hottest nee slang term for the vagina.

I full on crammed my rocket dog into her rocket dog receiver.

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Futch

A better word for fuck.

I futched her up the buttch last night.

Shlazool

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

She was slobbing away on the ‘ol shlazool.

Rocket dog

The hottest new slang term for the penis.

I full on crammed my rocket dog into her rocket dog receiver.

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